Utopian America: Single Mother Tries to Smother Evil Infant, Gets Beaten Up by a Rock

What’s going on with this physiognomy? Also, did the baby punch back?

Single motherhood has been a massive boon for utopia.

What we need is education to teach single mothers how to respond when their infants become possessed by evil spirits.

New York Post:

A Las Vegas woman was arrested on Wednesday after she allegedly attempted to smother her “evil” newborn on the way to the hospital.

Ashley Hollingsworth faces one charge of attempted murder and child abuse, according to Las Vegas police.

The 22-year-old had given birth on Saturday and was en route to MountainView Hospital when she wrapped a blanket around the newborn’s head, according to KLAS.

Hollingsworth told police there was “something evil” in her stomach and was trying to kill it.

She allegedly compressed the blanket against the child’s nose and face. Upon arrival at the hospital, Hollingsworth refused to enter the emergency room because she was “bleeding profusely.”

Hollingsworth fled from the hospital and was found about two hours later with injuries to her head. She told police she was “beat up by a rock,” according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Hollingsworth’s injuries are reflected in her booking photo, which showed the woman with two, large black eyes.

Ah, yes.

We also need to give defense training for single mothers for when they are attacked by rocks.

However, instead of feeling sorrow for the infant she tried to smother, or condemning her for not being able to defend herself from a violent rock, we must celebrate the fact that single mothers have such high levels of empowerment in this socialist utopia.

The next stage is more education.