The High Cost of Fat Acceptance: Fat Black Bastard Falls Out of Amusement Park Ride, Splatters

In the world of fat acceptance, you can’t say “nigga you fat ass is be too fat to ride da muthafuka.”

So people die.

Fat acceptance KILLS.

New York Post:

The 14-year-old boy who fell to his death from an Orlando amusement park ride asked the friend strapped in next to him to tell his parents he loved them in case “I don’t make it down,” according to his devastated father.

Yarnell Samson said his son Tyre felt unsafe as soon as the “Orlando Free-Fall” ride at ICON Park began going up.

“When the ride took off, that’s when he was feeling uncomfortable. He was like ‘this thing is moving,’ you know what I’m saying. And he was like ‘what’s going on?’” Samson told Fox 35.

“And that’s when he started freaking out,” the dad continued.

The teen then told the friend beside him: “If I don’t make it down tell … Please tell my mama and daddy I love them.”

“For him to say something like that, he must have felt something,” Samson told the outlet.

His son tragically plummeted from the ride when it was about halfway down its 430-foot descent on Thursday. He died after being rushed to a local hospital.

The heartbroken dad is demanding to know why his 6-foot-5, 340-pound son was even allowed on the ride after he was stopped from getting on others due to his size.

Haha.

“Why ain’t you done did told my fatass keed he ain’t should ride da muthafuka in dis bitch? You ain’t done been seen how fat the muthafuka done been? Sheeeeeit.”

Nigga, maybe you should have told your son to lose some weight. Or maybe you should have at least told him not to ride the rides. Black people are like women, just blaming everyone.

Here’s the video. (Kinda graphic, you see his fat ass splattered, but it’s not really up close.)

This is sad, I’m sure.

But I’m not gonna lie. I laughed.

The really funny thing was one of the women screaming “call the amber lamps!”

Like bitch, that nigga be dead. Ain’t no amber lamps gonna been did nothin’ fo a nigga splattered out the muthafuka.

Anyway, funny or not – fat people are a menace. No one deserves to have to see some nigga splattered all over the place.

This is what I keep saying: fatness is a form of social terrorism.

This is like a suicide splatter.